Thursday, July 19, 2007

Shenanigans!


I don't care how fast you are or how much time you're given, there are some things you simply can't do. Johnny Quick ain't no mathematician, so the only thing he should be able to do is figure out more quickly that he can't solve the problem.

Barry Allen never pulled this crap, and he was actually a scientist...

6 comments:

SallyP said...

Yes, but Barry Allen was actually cool.

Anonymous said...

This is a perfect example of "a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing," since Johnny also happens to be providing the wrong answers.

Wait. Is this Johnny at all? Surely the presence of a roulette wheel demands comparison to Tubby's figure!

Because he's fat.

Vaklam said...

Oh, I get it. Johnny's so fast that he can change the way probability works!

D.B. Echo said...

Recommended reading: The Eudaemonic Pie by Thomas Bass. It can be done, but it's a cheat, and involves computations that I think are specific to a given wheel.

John D Giotta said...

True, but he did rely on a mathematical formula for his power.

Anonymous said...

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